Interesting.

First, I like your style of writing as much as the piece. The bedroom is like your Field of Dreams: Build it and they will come ;-).

The Feng Shui reference is interesting to me. I didn't know anything about it until I worked on the purchase of a large tract of commercial real estate, representing a huge privately held Hong Kong corp. as purchaser.

They brought their own Feng Shui man over to the states. His analysis, advice and recommendation on the site to be purchased was as or more important than any other factor to the clients.

We showed them a number of great pieces of land but if the FS man did not approve of them, they were rejected forthwith.

No wonder I have struggled so much in the online dating world. I have been doing everything ass-backwards!!!

How fortunate for me that I ran into your story - how fortunate for you that you discovered the secret solution to your needs ;-)