So my most recent line was:
"I want to show you something. You will like it. but it will take 49.35 minutes, no more, no less, and then you can leave.
You can, of course, leave earlier than that but you won't want to."
How could she not succumb to that???!!!
I ran into her a couple more times. I finally asked, "you are not curious about the 49 minute thing?"
She politely told me that she was but that she would have to do it another time.
I found out later that she preferred girls (of course she did - how could she otherwise resist moi, right?).
C'est la vie
C'est une femme